"The little boy and the pigeons..."

"Nzi-trapping for the animal disease vectors..."

Prolapse

The other day, while doing a corrective surgery on a prolapsed cow, one of my lady onlookers innocently asked me while I was busy doing the purse-string suture. "Doctor, is it the same procedure too in humans?" I turned to her and replied truthfully. "Ugh, I have never done it in women!"

"Waiting for the vet..."

"Is this pup really mine?"

"Off for Vet extension..."

"Waiting for my grooming..."